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Saturday, 6 March 2010

Forwarded email.....

MALAYSIAN's Culture.

So, which is yours?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all
'dried up'.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon
: Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL WATCH:
Petaling Street 'boutique' watches

NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES:
Petaling Street 'boutique' Rolex

NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
'NATIONAL' Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Care 4!
On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly.
I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'.
When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'.
So don't be embarrassed saying 'Care 4' when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as `renguten'

credit to SMSSOB 2000 Yahoo! Group

Monday, 22 February 2010

'publicity-addicted psycho'

Hi all! I'm back.... I was away for almost a month, away from updating this blogging thingin'... hehe. But i am here still :)

(8 Feb 2010): Pasar malam at V4. Alhamdulillah... sambutan yg memberansangkan. Gud job Village 4 Committee!


(17 Feb 2010): Went to KM Training. At first malas nak pegi, awal sem kejer byk, ramai peminat dtg carik dkt opis. But somehow manage ade mase utk attend (must attend). Selamat dah pegi with other opismate... very good training. Create awareness for me yg kind of ignorance dgn things yg happen luar dr kejer opis... hehe. Bloggin can be part of platform for KM right? Sharing wat we know with others. I suka tagline given by satu iklan dlm tv for Top Host amende ntah 'Tau byk bende mmg sgt bagus, but kalo dpt share dgn org len, itu lg bagus!' <-- ayat model tu ckp dgn penuh gaya. Dia ckp dlm BI, aku translate ke Bahase Melayu. Hehe...

(19 Feb - 21 Feb 2010): Went to Bukit Merah. Leadership Training for Village Committee. First time conduct such event. Bg training dkt bdk2. Coz my team (the 1st time facilitators), do not have any such experience conduct Leadership Training camni, so we just share wat we have learned (credit to UTP teambuilding that we have attended, copy few games & activities). Nak bg motivational talk tak reti, kang bdk tido plak. So activities conducted, we encourage and invite student to participate giving ideas and the importance of working in a team. Byk idea dpt from here... i have already suggested my V4 Comm to start V4 facebook. Sampai skrg takde lg. Students are bz maintaining/updating their own facebook kot... hehe. Then, they come with better great idea, Village Committee YearBook. Thats even better. One channel of archiving all activities being done and could be part of KM as well kan. Hehe.... KM sesaje.... Aneway, i will withdraw from being a Fellow by this August (contract dah abis), so archiving is important. Should new staff yg jd fellow tu nnti, she would get idea & how to manage the fellow thingin'.

(23 Feb 2010, Today @ 3.00pm):
Here i am now, at Toyota service center....hehe. Purposely amik cuti arini, to settle few personal errands. While waiting for my car siap di service, amik sket mase update this blog yg udah nak bersawang. Laju giler net dkt sinih... haha. Luckily i bring my laptop together. Berat laptop ni. Ingat nak pi survey and buy a new netbook. Small & compact, sesuai utk saye yg comel ni... hehe.

Hmm... tajuk dkt atas tu 'publicity-addicted psycho' is referred to Knut the Polar Bear. Dah kate net laju kan, so kita amik la kesempatan surfing2.... huhu. Knut (born 5 December 2006) is a polar bear who was born in captivity at the Zoologischer Garten Berlin. Rejected by his mother at birth, he was subsequently raised by zookeepers. The mother rejected her cubs for unknown reasons, abandoning them on a rock in the polar bear enclosure. The zoo keepers rescued the cubs by scooping them out of the enclosure with an extended fishing net. Only the size of a guinea pig, he spent the first 44 days of his life in an incubator before the zoo keeper Thomas Dörflein began raising the cub (source wikipedia). Few pics of the cute Knut:


Macam teddy bear yang berlakon dalam filem A.I, cuma kaler jer lain, yg dlm filem tu tangerine bear... kaler coklat.. hehe

Uhuk uhuk... papi, don't leave me in the zoo. Bring me home~~~


Knut & his loving papi

Now Knut is bigger, the crowds are larger - and, his keeper warns, his mental health is deteriorating
Mr Roebke added: "The trouble is that he identifies himself as a human and not as a polar bear." <--bleh plak binatang konpius mcm ni. Tp kiut bangat :)
"And as long as he is with us he will always think of Thomas Doerflein, the keeper who brought him up when he was a baby, as his father. Knut needs publicity and that must change.
"He is addicted to the whole show, the human adulation. It is not healthy.
"He actually cries out or whimpers if he sees that there is not a spectator outside his enclosure ready to ooh and aah at him.
"When the zoo had to shut because of black ice everywhere he howled until staff members stood before him and calmed him down."

Finish pasal Knut the Polar Bear. About me, right after this i will go for facial treatment. Balik dr Bukit Merah, kulit ku pon udah merah2....sun burn. Kuar rashes2, kecik2 dkt muka... uwaa tak suka. But the wheather nowadays mmg sgt panas, apetah lg di kawasan Toronto yg gersang ini. Td sempat singgah Guardian & i already bought Aloe Vera cap Banana Boat. Hope putting it, my skin akan rase relief sket.... Hmm, just received msg from anak2 V4 comm, nak meeting pulak mlm ni at 9.00 pm (sempat ke nak facial ni... keter siap at 5.30pm). Meeting for Trip to Thailand. Kalo ade kelas during that time, i won't be able to join the trip... hmm. But its good for the students to visit other Uni. So they can appreciate what they have here compared to others or they can bring wats good from there and practice it here (bukan tau nak complain jer... alih2 antar surat dkt *e**or... hehe)
Di atas permintaan ramai peminat dr post saye yang lepas, here i upload few pics of me utk tatapan... rindu ler tu kan :)

My lil sis pics @ Lost World of Tambun. Di manekah saye??? Aku la yg kene amik gambo :p~~~

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

D'manis boutique

I bought one baju from d'manis boutique today. The baju look so nice. So i just grab and pay while looking around for other nice baju (waiting for my capati utk bungkus siap from restoran al-bayan, kempunan coz pg td tak sempat nak bfas). Di sebab kan lps balik opis terus menyinggah kedai, so i didnt try the baju at the boutique. Mls nak salin2 baju... i took M size coz i knew i'm getting bigger (i'm too phat now :p~~~). Balik rumah, saje testing2. M size is just good for me. Tp the baju makes me look toooo phat. Mcm baju org preg la pulak... uwaaa. But the color is so nicerk. I just like green. It is a polka dot green dress.... hmm~~~.

p/s: Next time i can't shop while waiting for my food. Being hungry makes me shop for the un-necessary things. Tak dpt salahkan baju, salah kan makanan :p~~~~

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Kalimah Allah

I would just like to express what i have in my mind. Not emotionally, but it makes me think & think... why?

Media keep saying, issues on kebebasan beragama. Why didnt this issue "the above" being handled as sensitive issue that could mengancam keamanan Malaysia as a whole?

Our Prime Minister said, keadaan masih terkawal. The act 'baling cat' or attempt to burn churches is not being done by a certain community or a group. Ia bukan aktiviti terancang, he said.

I couldn't believe on what I heard from a PM. The next question comes in my mind, until when we gonna wait? Mungkin tunggu ade yg berbunuhan kot... mungkin2. Only then they will react.

If kebebasan beragama was the issue, why dulu group of Al Arqam kene tangkap? I sendiri jawab, kerana boleh me mesongkan akidah org Islam. Kes yg ini tak same ke? (i have my own judgement in my mind) haha... funny.... Kang salah ckp, blogger pulak yg kene tangkap masuk ISA. We, have to beware of our words. how about they? haha... What is the behind agenda *wink wink.

To those people who keep attacking and burning church.... please stop taking advantage from the situation. I don't care which group you belong or which corrupt politicians you worship or what childish agenda you have.... but don't think people are stupid.. just stop this! (credit to Cakpit, I agreed with you)

p/s: wise oldman said, pi siasat kes enjin pesawat hilang lg bagus la. Org yg jual tu dah kaye raye makan duit haram, kita dok sibuk kes church kene baling cat, kene bakar (tp tak terbakar satu church pon). Ni kalo dgn bos i dah kene marah ni, ape root cause nyer? Settle that first...

Monday, 11 January 2010

My Pet Lion :)

Percaye tak ade org bela singa as pet. Percayelah... as me myself couldn't believe it mase mula2 tgk the clip.... Christian the Lion - A True Story. The beby lion was originally purchased by two Australians men from Harrods department store of London in 1969. The two men, Anthony Ace Bourke and John Rendall, found him there and immediately fell in love with him and determined to buy him.
They named him Christian. For years they raised him as their pet, but when Christian got too big to care for, John and Ace worked with a conservationist to reintroduce Christian back into the wild in Africa. After a year, John and Ace went back to Africa to find Christian, even though many people told them that the he would never recognize them and that it would be too difficult to find him. Well, they did! And the reunion is incredibly touching.

The lion at first cautiously approach and then quickly leap playfully onto the two men, standing on his hind legs and wrapping his front legs around their shoulders, nuzzling their faces. Tak percaye? Tgk sendiri klip nyer.... John & Ace mmg dah biase kan Christian manje2 cenggitu dr kecik. They just put both hand to him, mcm acah2 nak dukung bdk, and the lion will jump & give them a hug, sambil nuzzling it face... mcm kucen nak manje2... best nye.

How do i find it? Dkt you tube. A fren give me the link as she knows i really love cats (termasuk big cat...). Enjoy few pics i copied from other sources... dkt facebook pon ade pasal Christian ni... wat a lovely, adorable big cat :). Search la sendiri ek kalo nak tgk klip tu... Few pics utk tatapan bersame....






Singa bermanja2 :)
Round2 waktu petang...





 

During the reunion

p/s: saye mungkin tak berpeluang nak peluk the big cat, nak bela apatah lg kan... bela my nyamau2 jer la :)

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Are you OK in 2010?

In 2010, I aim to have a healthy life. Below are the list of my new year resolutions (1st time buat, seblm ni tak penah ade azam pon :p~~~):

Resolution No.1 : To exercise
Reason : I had 9kg increased on my weight which make me now 48kg. Wats really trouble me is my low blood pressure (dulu tak penah kene pon). BP level is 90/60. Makes me having lightheaded & dizziness sometimes
Remark : Start doing skipping @ home.
Achievement :
5 April 2010 - I've visited clinic for some personal reason. BP level is still low, the doc said. But to my surprise is my weight had increased few more kilos which make me 50kg now. WAAAAAAAAAAA..... this is scary. Takot... ct dah gemok (T_T)

Resolution No.2 : To settlekan my 7 days puasa nazar
Remark : Wajib buat :p~~~
Achievement :

Resolution No.3 : Finish my MENSA Sudoku book & to buy new one. I have completed two books
Remark : For my own collection... suka suki... hehe
Achievement :

Resolution No.4 : Jahitan manik, curtain fall & cute gift (My hobby & making money)
Remark : Cuba utk meluaskan empayar
Achievement :

Resolution No.5 : Finish my Master Degree
Remark : Now in my 3rd sem, 1 more sem to go... hehe
Achievement :

Note: Will update the achievement from time to time

Monday, 4 January 2010

Bad news on 2010~~~

Angah informed that he had tried to phone my mom since morning (4 Jan), but the line could not get through. We suspect something went wrong. We did try to call our nearest neighbour. But all are at work. I decided to go back after work to find out what happen. Maybe mom lost the handphone (i thought maybe the handphone drop kat dlm bendang or jatuh dlm parit coz my mom usually accompany my dad to kebun or bendang). But the news that i get is worse than that.

My house had been di masuki pencuri. It happenned around 3-4 am. My mom & dad were sleeping soundly. Tak sedar langsung. The buglar didn't get any cash, but he took away 2 handphones, 1 gold bracelet, 1 ring.

But I really thankful to Allah, my parent are not injured. We made police report and the officer informed us it was the similar case happened to other people within our area. The same way of getting into people house (the buglar did cut the grill).

P/s: To the buglar... what you give you'll get back. Sooner or later, he will be caught.
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