MALAYSIAN's Culture.
So, which is yours?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR
HAIR LOSS:
Ajinomoto
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD:
Maggi Mee.
NATIONAL BREAKFAST:
Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH:
Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER:
Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.
NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple.
NATIONAL
APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything.. .
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch ' Santa Barbara ', depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHEA:
Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all
'dried up'.
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon
:
Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA:
Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL WATCH:
Petaling Street 'boutique' watches
NATIONAL WATCH FOR YUPPIES:
Petaling Street 'boutique' Rolex
NATIONAL RICE COOKER:
'NATIONAL' Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Care 4!
On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing those French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly.
I think it sounds better, when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'.
When I was in school, Milo was always 'Mee Lo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'.
So don't be embarrassed saying 'Care 4' when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as `renguten'
credit to SMSSOB 2000 Yahoo! Group
See, i dpt no.1 satu tau... tp utk Leader Board ari nih jer... haha
So far after about two weeks after joining this page, now i dkt tangga 28... hmm so far so good :)
